pacity of the human stomach charac-
teristic of rustic Yankees. He
generally omitted the material portion
of a meal, only beginning and ending.
I have known him dine on oyster
soup and pie, or buckwheat cakes with molasses
finishing up with coffee and a glass
of cider, or rather newly pressed ap-
ple juice. Meats he didn�t seem to
care about, perhaps because they cost
a good deal. Once, at Baton Rouge,
when I was denouncing the atrocious
negro cookery, Howell exultantly
got off this sentence, �He thinks grease
isn�t gravy!� absolutely knowing
no better than that the two were synony-
mous. Greater culinary ignorance hath
no man, claiming to come of a civilized
race! So Howell got sick, kept
his room, closed the windows and
blinds and became uncommonly splenet-
ic, even for a young man of his natu-
rally contradictory disposition. Hayes